One of the most curious things about Donald Trump, among many, is that he eats junk food. Apparently he seeks it out. Now that Donald Trump is PEOTUs he can presumably eat junk food anytime he wants. Of course he can also go to a real restaurant, the kind of restaurant people with megamoney like he has go to, and order the gourmet cheeseburger while mingling among celebrities. Secret Service agents must, of course, scour the place ahead of time, making sure it's free of vermin and that the tv monitors are turned to FOXNews.

Donald Trump enjoys watching FOXNews while eating dessert, as confirmed by more than one media outlet. Just the other night while eating dessert Donald Trump is said to have gotten a real kick out of watching Newt Gingrich and Sean Hannity of FOXNews talk about liberal media bias. Gingrich actually said to Hannity on FOXNews that the reporting in the New York Times is, "the real fake news everyone's talking about."

Trump Tower, San Francisco, 5 am, Friday December 9, 2016 (Artist rendering to scale.)