Democratic strategy to get rid of Trump no later than 2020: forget impeachment. Have Pelosi and Schumer co-create a collage, in the manner of Kurt Schwitters, that includes the Articles of Impeachment, a select list of Trump lies, the latest Pew Charitable Trust polling results that show Trump 42% approval rating, the divorce decrees from Trump previous marriages, along with a picture of Stormy Daniels and a tabloid headline of the steamy affair, and the official US Gov. portrait of Trump cabinet member Elaine Chao. Then coerce Barack Obama, with a $1 million honoraria, which Obama will donate to charity, to present the thing to Senate Majority leader, Mitch McConnell, at the American Academy of Arts ‘Lifetime achievement’ gala.

AND THEN launch a Twitter barrage, supported by Evangelical Liberals for Socialism and Abortion, AND THEN, a national tv-:30 ad blitz using the video of Trump entering the swank NYC steakhouse a day or two after his 2016 victory over H Clinton, saying to fellow patrons, “don’t worry, I’m going to cut your taxes” with the kind of friendly wink favored by complete and utter political novices. End with BOLD OVERSCREEN—Make America Great Again—soundtrack by Thelonius Monk’s ‘Blue Monk.

Newspaper clip to be deployed in Trump collage to be composed by Democratic Party leaders in the style of Kurt Schwitters and presented to The Honorable Mitch McConnell.