(Soundtrack) A Groovy Kind of Love.
Enter the hosts: President of The USA, Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong Un, Supreme Commander of The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
(Canned applause from an international group of print and broadcast journalists).
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the premier of ‘Celebrity Dictators’!!!
(More canned applause, but louder, even more enthusiastic).
Announcer: Tonight two great Dictators will interview apprentice dictatorial candidates representing each continent on the globe. Please welcome from Europe...I mean Russia...